BARLEYFREAK: December 2008

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2008 -- Case Closed

It's not only the year that's coming to an end....

Apple iPod classic 160 GB Silver

(6th Generation)

going to

EXTINCT

They pull it out of the market, didn't they?
It's hard to find those 160 GB in iPod stores anymore.....

Seriously...that gizmo is the

BEST

thing

Ever

in the market.

Cool.....I own an antique invention! simply awesome! xD

Next! 2009 also marks the end of my monthly subscription of....

That was done without my consent actually.

My mum decided to cut off my source of information, thanks to the pile of yellowed newspapers in the patio.

Not exactly my fault that the newspapers pile up right? There's too many news!!!!

Oh, well...I guess I'll just have to rely on technology now.
Thank God for the existence of internet!

Maybe I get to save some trees too! Ha! Noble me....xP

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Why is it that things isn't what you want it to be?!
Why can't things be as simple as it supposed to be?!

Just when you thought everything's like how it used to be....
Just when you thought a reconciliation has been made....

The bond is broken again.

Is it worth to string it back?

I'm hurting inside.
But I asked myself, "Are you worth the pain?!"

Am I the problem?
Or are you the problem?

I'm tired of the way you act like you're all goody-two shoes and everything.
I'm sick of the way you pretend that what you portray is the real you
I'm revolted that people can't see your true colours.

Why am I the only one to notice your flaws?
Is this your intention?
Are you trying to push me away?

The world is ugly. People can be so easily fooled by deceptions.

Am I the one who pretends that nothing ever happened...that nothing ever came between us?
Or are you the one?

All those years back....our memories we built together. Who is the one painting a fake life?

I'm tired of all these pretendings.
If you can't accept the change in me....
If you won't accept the worst of me....
you don't deserve the best of me.

Who's the victim?
Who's the betrayer?

Am I wrong?!
Should I be disappointed in you?
Or should I be disappointed in myself?

*sigh* If only....

Under My Skin <3

Another DBSK berserk fan video:

wakakakaka~I'm sooo addicted to them now.

I know it might take quite some time to wait until this video's loaded....

but I assure you, the wait is DEFINITELY worth it!

Xiah has improve a LOT!!!!! (check out 6:19 minutes. LOVE that stunt!!!!)

A Malay proverb says, "Sabar itu separuh iman" (something like that)

Well, I personally think that if you're patient enough...and succeeded in getting through the video, you are in for something nice! *squel*

An unexpected twist just to get their message across!!!!!! xP

Mwahahhaha~ stuff that 'under my sky'.
TAKE 'UNDER MY SKIN!!!!'

p/s: did you see how high the fans are? I wanna jump and scream like them~

p/p/s: i'm surprised how high waist pants and button-up collars can look so COOL on them!!!!!

0_0 Romantic Piano Battle

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I am on the verge of fainting....

No air.

Is it me?

Or does the room feel stuffy after I watch this video?!

JUNSUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

(@-,@ *me going gAga*)

Oh, no. I'm going into fanatic fangirl mode already!

I must clarify things first.

I AM NOT A JUNSU FAN.

(Junsu fans out there....don't kill me for this statement. Thank you.)

But this video manage to CONVERT me....

from a JaeJoong + U-Know fan girl

to a

JUNSU FANATIC FAN GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

Why?

WHY?!

How come ME who never consider him very catchy...suddenly finds him VERY attractive and my heart is ALL for him?! *drooling*

This is crazy. There must be some Xiah anthrax virus in the air.

I like all DBSK's new hair style in the Mirotic album!!!!!

And another point.

I've just experienced the BIGGEST SHOCK of my whole life.

Taeyang?

That punkish guy from BIGBANG......

PLAYING A PIANO?

SINGING A ROMANTIC SONG?

Oh no. This world is coming to an end.

*fainted*

Wow. I must say.

This battle....the aura is completely unpredictable!

Especially when it's Xiah's turn.

Look at his expression.

No. Don't look.

Just

DRINK

his expression.

You'll definitely feel dizzy and drunk~

Aww...he sings his HEART out.

He let go of his SOUL to entwine with the song...

creating the most moving, touching song ever!

Cheers to your expressive facial expression and strong voice, I forgive your lack of proficiency in English.

*my heart melted*

the very moment I hear him pulling his strong, alluring voice, mustering the part he sings "at my everything" (4.19 minutes) for

8 FULL seconds!!!!

sorry TaeYang...Xiah wins hand down.

but I still like the cute smile you did!

My very fist time seeing a punkish guy in cute mode.

You playing a piano sure open my eyes to another you!

I'll not look at G.Dragon and T.O.P only the next time there's BigBang stuff!

Let's rewatch the video again!!!!!!!

SUPPORT BIGBANG! SUPPORT DBSK!

Update

This posts serves as an announcement to all readers that (alright. I'll just go straight to the point!)

I have uploaded pictures for the following posts:

Christmas Eve Miracle

Lotus Restaurant

Christmas Season

Back To School Dilemma (PART II) -- School Shoes

Why oh why do we have to stick with the same old boring white school shoes in our country?

Come to think of it, wouldn't black shoes be a better choice?

After all, kids and teenagers alike are quite active.

They do LOTS of activities and getting their shoes dirtied is no option.

Yet. They get scolded for the mud and dirt that inhabits in their shoes.

Wearing black shoes....it wouldn't be that obvious if your shoe's dirty or not right?

My logic works like this: Black = dark = hard to see

I like boots like this!

Oh well....just one of my meaningless rants!

Back To School Dilemma -- School Uniform

Time passed soooo fast that holiday's dwindling in a fast mode. *gasp* It's only one more day left. 0_o

24 hours.....on counting. :(

And even going to the mall for a short shopping dose did nothing to boost my mood.

Racks and racks of school uniform on bargain greets you at the entrance of the mall.

Gawd~ the Back-To-School campaign doesn't fail to remind you that there's only one more day left to 10 months of torture.

Someone blast the school pleassseeeee

Glancing at those school uniforms, I can't help but have a little feeling of disgust welling inside me. Blue pinafores over white shirts? Eww......

Totally no sense of art

*sigh* Why do we have to stuck on such bland uniforms?

Look at other school uniforms from other schools.....from other countries. Wayyy much better than ours. Here's some I found in the net:

POSTED BY 'KAWAIINESS':

WINTER

SUMMER

BOW

I like this bow concept! It's simple but kinda elegant right?! At least it wouldn't fly to the side when you're on siege with strong winds. Also, it wouldn't try to dip itself inside the sauce while you're trying to have a nice meal.

Unlike ties.

This uniform's okay too....but I find the car she's sitting on much more hotter!

POSTED BY CKALVIN, WHO MENTIONED THAT IT'S JAMES RUSE

Well, I think this uniform will definitely make guys look much more smarter and cooler.

Girls would be swarming over them in no time! =P

I like this uniform too...but I'm not sure which country it's from.

It portrays some sort of an elegant personality! Like the person's from an elite group.....^-^

OOOooooo....BigBang makes this school uniform seem so much cooler and comfortable to wear.

so cute! *drooling*

Always saving the BEST for the last.......

MY FAVOURITE:

A uniform from Puerto Rico

Can you believe how the colours could blend into each other so perfectly well?!

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Back To Reality:

This is how the school uniform in my country looks like:

This picture depicts students in my school:

*sigh* I know we're not experiencing four seasons. Winter. Summer. Autumn. Spring. On the contrary, the climate here is like: Rainy, Sunny, Super Wet, Super Dry.

Still....is that the logic for not having creative-looking uniforms?

Monday, December 29, 2008

A Countdown Story Tag (started by Faye)

12 months differentiates our age.

But it's not our age that matters. It's our status quo.

Don't you understand? We are a world apart.

Me, an achiever. You, a trouble-maker.

11 times you asked me out in a week.

How could I say yes?

You are like the storm that would make me forget myself...

A gale that would perish all that I have built in my life..

10 times were the number of times I hardened my feelings and hurled a cold, "No" to you.

But I have no more strength to push you away.

As if you knew...

You came at the time I was at my weakest...

At the time I was most fragile...

9 guys who held me captive, you bashed up with no compassion.

You grabbed one of them roughly by the collar

and asked his reason for their indecency.

Lady K was his answer.

The girl in my class whom I refused to give my answers to.

The girl in my class who threaten me to stay away from you.

8 times you made Lady K kowtow to me, asking for my forgiveness.

I forgive.

Because I can't bear to see your eyes burning with such fury....

Your eyes....were no longer tender and loving as they always were.

Seventh day of the first week in August is the day we first went out together.

Officially.

Me and You.

Holding hands together.

Linking our thoughts in silence.

Savouring the sweet moments...

before fate turns against us.

Six o'clock was my pitiful curfew. Yet you never complain.

You made full use of the limited time we had with each other.

You brought me to places I have never been.

You introduced me to the fun I have never tasted.

You opened my eyes to a new outlook on life.

Life isn't all about achivements....

Life isn't all about being the best among the best.

Life is, you said,

giving your best and cherishing each moment that you live.

I'm sorry I never found the courage to tell you that YOU gave me life.

5

Five times I had this nightmare.

A nightmare with you inside...leaving me alone in the cold dark vast abyss.

An uneasy feeling that just won't bug off.

I confronted you...but you just pushed me away.

Something's wrong.

You were hiding something from me.

It hurted that you didn't trust me enough to share your pain with me.

Four in the morning, I heard a tap in my window. It was you.

You always find it fascinating to climb old fir tree by my house to reach my room...but my heart always fear for you.

"What are you doing? It's chilling outside," I whispered as I slide the window.

"No time to explain. Crest and his gang's after me. It's a long story. Are you coming?" you asked.

Three seconds gone by.

You gave me no time to answer. Because you have already decided.

"I'm sorry. It's stupid of me to ask you. Why would I want you to be a victim of my mistakes?!"

You don't want to drag me down with you.

Everything's happening too fast. I was too stunned to think.

"I'll come back for you," you promised.

You kissed me

and then you were gone.

My first kiss.

It wasn't what I had expected.

Why does a bitter taste linger on my lips?

Why can't I stop my tears from flowing?

I opened my hand to see the hard object you pressed in my palm.

A small ring.

Encircled with heart-shaped patterns,

with our initials in the middle,

Entwine in gold.

Two months I didn't hear from you.

Not a message. Not a phone call. Not a whisper.

I lost my hope.

I lost my purpose of life.

You were already becoming my pillar.

Exactly what I had feared from the beginning of our relationship.

Exactly the reason I had refused to acknowledge my feelings for you.

One day, I saw the news....
Your picture splayed across the screen.

I stifled a sob.

You kept your promise.

You came back for me after all.

They said you died in a random gang fight.

But I knew better.

Crest

0 represents the ring I wore on my necklace.

0 represents the hole you left in my heart.

I must admit. It wasn't easy to get near Crest.

But I have the advantage of being a woman.

And Crest has the disadvantage of being a womanizer.

I seduced his heart and stabbed it with the vengeance and agony I bottled up since the day of your loss.

Ah. Our story ends with a happy ending, doesn't it?

I know I'll see you soon.

0 represents the hole of the shotgun barrel.

0 represents the hole I left in my head.

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YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED

Since I'm too bored and had nothing better to do, I decided to start this thread. =D

INSTRUCTIONS:

Now, you MUST rewrite a story of your own,

using the concept of the countdown (number 12 till 0),

based on your own creativity,

your own idea.

There's no limit to the length of the story.

Any genre of story is allowed, as long as it is suitable for ALL age

Then, the title of your post should have the name of the person who tagged you, written in brackets.

Example: A Countdown Story Tag (tagged by xxx)

If you're done, feel free to tag other people.

List them out at the end of the post, hyperlinked.
(After all...what's the point in writing a story if it can't be enjoyed by other people?!)

Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged.

This tag is purely for fun, and to improve your writing skills, also to enhance your imagination.

I'm not gonna say bad luck will follow you if you don't continue this thread.
I'll just wish you a
Happy Prosperous New Year

I tagged:

1. Christine Wong

2. Kurt Lee

3. Vince

4. Debbie G

5. Melanie

6. Keen

Layout Change

Yay! As you can see,

I've succeeded in making my blog a three-column one!

If you're an avid reader (which I doubt most of you are),

you'll remember that my blog used to have the typical sidebar on the right and the main blog post on the left. A simple minima black layout.

And now....

TA-DA!

I worked some magic and a new sidebar appears on the left!

Hehehehehehe......

I'm gonna fill it up with widgets widgets and more widgest!
I'm gonna make my blog a warm cosy home.

Two & One

Something random pops into my head just now.

The connection between One and Two.

1 and 2

Two can never exist without one
.

You see...1 + 1 = 2

Then... 2 x 1 = 2

Next...2 divides by 2 = 1

2 divides by 1 = 2

Square 1 (meaning a tiny number 2 at the right corner of number 1), you will still get 1.

The connection between One and Two

goes the same for human relationship too...right?

It takes two to make one couple.

Just something random. Ignore me. I know I sound a bit loco now. Haha..my head's been filled with air.

Rear Safety Belt Law

Road Transport director-general Datuk Solah Mat Hassan showing a rear-seat passenger the proper way to fasten the seat belt.

SHAH ALAM: From July, the fine for car passengers who do not belt up will be a maximum of RM2,000 or up to a year's jail.

The penalty for the first six months of the belt-up-in-the-back-seat law, beginning from Thursday when it comes into force, is a fine of up to RM300 -- the same as for those in the front who don't fasten their seat belts.

Road Transport director-general Datuk Solah Mat Hassan said yesterday that the heavy fine was to make the public comply quickly.

"Malaysians like to procrastinate. So, for the first six months, the fine will be RM300, then it will be RM2,000." He was speaking after launching a Road Transport Department operation to check vehicles at the Batu 3 Toll plaza.

Under the new rules, all motor vehicle passengers have to wear seat belts except for:

- vehicles registered before Jan 1, 1995;

- vehicles registered after Jan 1, 1995, but without anchorage points;

- commercial vehicles including taxis and rental cars;

- vehicles with more than eight passengers (not including driver); and

- goods vehicles with a maximum load limit of 3.5 tonnes.

Solah said vehicles manufactured after Jan 1, 1995, which had rear anchorage points but had no seat belts had up to three years to install them.

Manufacturers like Proton, Perodua and Honda had agreed to retrofit the seat belts for free, and it was expected that 227,000 Proton, 235,000 Perodua and 35,000 Honda vehicles would be retrofitted.

Solah said the move was the second stage of a programme to improve safety among car passengers.

" In the third stage, infants will be required to be placed in infant seats." The time for enforcement of the third stage will depend on how long the people take to adopt the new safety precautions."

------Extracted from New Straits Times, 2008/12/28------

Road Safety Department director-general Datuk Suret Singh helping a child fasten wear her seat belt during a campaign to encourage the use of rear seat belts recently. The move is expected to reduce death fatalities and injuries of rear passengers by half.

KUALA LUMPUR: If rear-seat passengers under the age of 17 are not buckled up, the car driver will be fined for the offence.

Offenders above age 17, on the other hand, will be individually fined when the new law requiring rear-seat passengers to belt up comes into effect on Jan 1.

The new rules, contained in the amendments to the Motor Vehicles (Safety Seat Belt) Rules 1977, under the Road Transport Act 1987, requires rear-seat passengers to fasten up or face a maximum fine of RM300.

Government sources told the New Straits Times that those above the age of 17 are of legal age to possess a car driving licence and should be aware of the law.

------Extracted from New Straits Times, 2008/12/27------

Buckle up, people! It's for your own good.

A little discomfort is definitely worth to trade for longer moments with your loved ones!

PMR RESULT

If I'm not mistaken, PMR Result will be out soon....like in 24 hours right?

------An Excerpt from News Straits Times------

PMR results on Tuesday
KUALA LUMPUR: This year's Penilaian Menengah Rendah examination results will be announced on Tuesday, according to the Education Ministry.
Candidates' results will be released in schools on the same day from 10am.About 472,000 pupils sat this year's PMR exam at 3,458 examination centres set up across the country. Out of the total number of students, 93 per cent were from national schools, 3.3 per cent from vernacular schools and 2.8 per cent from private schools. Only 0.1 per cent were private candidates.

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Well, I wish all PMR-ers a

BIG

HEARTY

~GOOD LUCK~

If you can guess what this four-leaf clover symbolises,

I hope it will tagged you! ^--^

If it isn't what you expected, don't dwell on it too much. What's done is done. A History. Move on. There's so much more life can offer...other than straight As in a public examination.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Gratitude to Someone Special

This post is entirely dedicated to V!

Yes. I'll keep your identity a secret. Keeping my promise ~ =P
As long as YOU know that I'm talking about YOU, that's fine with me. U too.....right?!

In case you have a change of mind regarding the secrecy of our relationship, feel free to drop a word (or two!) in the cbox,
Anytime. Anywhere.

I'M FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT!

Thanks for helping me....for upgrading me from a

'technology noob'

'technology amateur'

It's a little hike in the ladder....but still it's a huge l e a p for me!
(since I'm not into technology stuff like programming or scripting anyway)

Still, I know it's still a looooonnnnnggggg way to go before I can declare myself 'technology savvy' (and me being extremely uninterested in technology stuff doesn't help much either)

I'm not a very expressive person in person....but I can at least tell you in words that...

I'm really very extremely grateful for having you.

Thank you so much for your patience and guidance.

You're practically a direct hand from God!

Genius...I SALUTE YOU!

Thank you

Thank YoU

THANK YOU

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRACIAS. SPASIBO. ARIGATO GOZAIMASU. ASANTE. DANKE. MAHALO. GRAZIE. TERIMA KASIH. 谢谢。MERCI

~muahx~

Death Note joke

A fan of Death Note?

Me! ME! ME!
*shooting my arms out, waving them wildly, and jumping up and down excitedly*

Recently, I came across something funny someone discovered regarding Death Note in the net.

Hear this:
Know Light Yagami? That smart blond guy who intends to change the world into a utopia by killing off criminals?

Take his surname, and rearranged it backwards.

So basically:

Yagami --> imagay --> I'm a gay

xP....it's silly but amusing. hahahaha

Kena Ticket

My goodness.....early in the morning already spell misfortune for me!
Went to check my car...then,
a big large ugly yellow notification pop out.

FINE

$211

I've been ticketed for parking in the wrong lane.
Green car in the 'No Parking' zone, and yellow car in the 'Red Car Only' zone.

Grrr......I've made a pact with the owner of the street (that's not cheating right? Since it's a mutual agreement ^-^ hehehe), so I'm kinda taken back to receive such notification. After a brief "interrogation" with the street owner, it turned out that she wasn't the one who handed out that offensive ticket.

A blue tow-truck parked illegally on her street is the culprit!

Well, you see...in Parking Wars (yes, I'm talking about a game here....not actually talking about the REAL world. I can't drive....legally yet), this 'blue tow-truck' has the ability to give out tickets to other drivers although he is NOT the street owner, who's the actual person to hold the veto power to saman people parking illegally on his/her street.

Anyway, this car was own by a guy who goes by the name 'Leh'.
So. This busybody decided he has nothing better to do than to stick his nose into other people's street and saman other people who clearly has NO connection with him....and has NEVER cross his line before, eh?

I'm the poor innocent victim who's been framed.....*sniff*

Well...he has messed with the wrong gal here.

I know it's just a game......
but I'm totally tolerant and reasonable IF it's the street owner's the one who give the ticket.
After all...I'm a law-abiding citizen! =D

*evil laugh* it's FUN! to get back at him.
So I sent him a hate mail (not really bashing him up.....just reminding him to mind his own street), then pact with the street owner to ticket him instead. Mwahahahaha~ let him taste his own medicine!

I start my day with vengeance. Sweet!

Pop-It Calendar

Instead of tearing, you just have the burst off the bubbles for the counting days. The calendar is based on U.S, with all major US holidays and weekend bolded for easy reference. The calendar measures 48" tall x 18" wide and it is handmade in Brooklyn. One will cost you $30.

A/N:

Isn't that cool? We can not only reduce paper wastage (and save the trees!) but we'll have the pleasure of popping those chubby chubby fat air space~

Seems fun Fun FUN!

*pop* *pop* *pop*!

Lotus Restaurant

Giving in to my sister's persuasion, my whole family had breakfast in Lotus Restaurant, Mega Hotel.

A Chinese Restaurant that serves halal dimsum.

So now EVERYONE can taste the Chinese special breakfast dish

These are just a few pictures I captured. (too bored)

The Menu

Rice Dumpling?

Egg Tart on the left and...some beancurd dish

(don't be fooled by its appearance. It's sumptuous!)

Chicken 'chang fen'. That black stuff in a saucer is belacan.

Chicken 'chang fen' upclose

Chicken pau!

And now, presenting some pictures that is totally not relevant to food.
Maybe still a little...=P

This is a bread house

though some parts seems to be amiss....

Yes. I know this is a plant.

Just wondering if the leaves are used in the spaghetti

Isn't it fighteningly similar to those that they put on top of our spaghetti?

LOVE the decoration by the door.

Family Problems....xD

Before reading, I've to warn you to read slowly so that every word sink into your mind and you'll get the complication!
Enjoy~

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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally the other mansaid:

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife. I am my step-mother' s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!! !!!! And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!"

ROFL~ THIS IS ONE MESSED-UP FAMILY. POOR GUY

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Class 2009

Went to school this morning to take a look at next year's class.

Turned out to be a BIG DISAPPOINMENT because......

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I dropped class.

=D Ha! Caught you there did I? Just joking!!!!
Truth is, the list isn't even out yet.
Only lower forms (Transition - Form 3) are out.

Oh, well....what a waste of journey~

Should've gone to check it last minute...like how Malaysians usually do! ^-^

Strange. My Dad's the one who's rather curious....not us, who are actually going to school....

Still....the journey's not that all wasted, since we got something as well.
About my brother.

He's kinda got .... umm...better way to put it: reduced to a less competitive class.

Too bad.....a teeny weeny bit shameful, won't there be?!

Come to think of it, there's pros and cons of course.
But Dad is definitely not very happy about it. :(
I guess in his mind, there's more cons than pros.

What does this move prove?
That Bro wasn't capable of handling stress?
That there's too many other competitive smart people out there?
That he isn't serious enough to maintain in that elite class? (i think it's this one!)
Spend too much time on his turtles and plants eh?

Anyway, I think he just isn't meant to be the by-the-book type of guy.
He has the ability, the intelligence and is pretty capable of everything -- sports; education; etc -- if he wants to be.
BUT, BOYS WILL ALWAYS BE BOYS
I swear, he's the blend between book smart and street smart.
He'll definitely survive in the world. I'm not that worried.

So. My point is...being not in an elite class is NOT the apocalypse.
What's the big deal with elite class anyway?
From my experience, the good thing about it....your kiasu skills will definitely be honed in no time! It's unbelievable what aura and sparks you could feel the moment you step into the class...especially during term exams! bzzz...bazzzz *static*
Plus, there's no cute good looking guys in it.
=P Guess brains and looks don't match for guys...?!
THIS MIGHT APPLY TO MOST, BUT fortunately, there's a lucky guy in my class that's blessed with both! Hehe...guess who!

Maybe a change of class....a change of environment might do him some good.
Might widen his outlook on things....
Extend his connections.....
Gain experience on different treatments given by teachers in different classes....
Add more colours to his highschool life right?

But Dad....like Dad always does.....care too much for his own good.
*sigh*
It's soooo hard to be the father of my brother.

GOD BLESS MY BROTHER WITH SOME WITS

AWESOME SCRIPT TRICK

STEP 1. Go to a page that has a lot of pictures. Google Images will do. (google up something random)

STEP 2. While still on the page, delete the URL in the ADDRESS BAR bar and replace it with this entire code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

STEP 3. Press Enter.

STEP 4. POOF! xD

THEN, TELL ME this's a genius!

EDWARD CULLEN v.s. Typical Guys

This post goes to all Edward Cullen fans, and guys especially! LEARN FROM THEM, DUDES~
Those who don't recognise that big star, indulge yourself in Twilight

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A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: "Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you died, a normal guy would find another.
If you died, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

"Well, I wasn't going to live without you.." He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. "..but I wasn't sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi."

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

He smiled my favorite smile. "Hurry back to me."
"Always."

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

"I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn't touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.'

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you've taken half myself with you.”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.

"Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

He may be fictional, but damn, he is just the sweetest, perfect-est, [not to mention] hottest man ever! Who wouldn't wish for someone like that?

Local Movies v.s. Foreign Movies

'Directors laud call to raise Hollywood movie ticket price'

That article in News Straits Times, December 25, is one bad news for avid movie-goers like me.
If the ticket price for Hollywood movies are hiked, there's no other option. That'll definitely be the end of those nice outings to the cinemas with friends!
Bye bye popcorns!
Bye bye full surround systems!

Not that I'm gonna really miss you all like crazy....since your quality in the local cineplex is wayyyyy downcast, compared to those in big city like KL!

On the other hand, I fully support the article situated directly below it:

'Good storylines will sell local films, save industry'

I personally think that Danny G's opinion is quite realistic...at least it is for me! I've picked some quotes I like:

Why should the people be made to pay for the shortcomings of the local film industry?

The move (increasing the ticket price for Hollywood movies to RM 20 to save the local film industry) would only make DVD sellers happy and bring down the cinema industry, which was now enjoying a revival.

"The reason why most local movies are not attracting the crowd is because they are poorly made and lack a good storyline".

Ooo...I love that downright opinion.
Yes. I totally root for that opinion.
Especially the 'lack a good storyline' part.
I feel that our movie industry needs to do more touch ups on that essence.

I've not really watched all the local movies...but I did catch a glimpse of CicakMan.
Not really impressed though. Is that movie suppose to be comedy or an action/adventure?
When I watched it, I'm all like: =.=! thoughout the movie.
*sigh*
I can't shake off the 'that's lame and stupid' thought from my head.

Hope the local movie industry would improve~

Sense of Humour

How do you define your sense of humour? What is your type of humour?

Those questions popped into my head as I got into the comic section of News Strait Times. They say Snoopy comic, or known as PEANUTS is funny. But I can never get the humour in it.

Perhaps Peanuts is categorised in the 'cold jokes' category? I'm confused.

Of all the nine comic strips, I only find 4 strips amusing.

BILLY & SALTIE
BABY BLUES
BLONDIE
WIZARD OF ID

Amused I am...but not cracking up.
Those comic strips just manage to fish a smile from me.

Does that mean I have no sense of humour?
Or my bar is too high to achieve?

Wikipedia defines sense of humour as the ability to experience humour, although the extent to which an individual will find something humorous depends on a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence, and context.
For example, young children may possibly favour slapstick, such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or cartoons (e.g. Tom and Jerry). Satire may rely more on understanding the target of the humour, and thus tends to appeal to more mature audiences. Non-satirical humour can be specifically termed "recreational drollery".

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I have a feeling my sense of humour deflects to satire....since I prefer humours involving the use of language. Especially manipulating the meaning into something entirely different.

Something like Dr. House....

"I was curious, and because I'm not a cat it's not dangerous."

Tritter: Merry Christmas!
House: and a Happy Go to Hell !

One final great House quote from "Histories."
Student (to House): "You're reading a book."
House: "And you're wearing a ridiculously low cut top. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a 'state the obvious' contest.' I'm competitive by nature."

House: "let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend"

Cuddy: You're in denial!
House: No I'm not!!!!- Oh! You got me! (Cane & Able 2)

House: I am happy to anounce that we are so in sync that we're actually wearing each other's underwear! (Season 2)

Wilson: Just looking at you Hurts! I am ordering some extra pain meds.
House: I love you?

Cuddy: This is Dr House
Random guy: I've heard your name before
Dr. House: Most people have- its also a noun

Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

A few wise quotes from Dr. House:

"People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort."

"Perseverance does not equal worthiness."

"Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any."

"Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!"

Always loving his sarcasm~ =D

Friday, December 26, 2008

Men are Better Friends than Woman

Here's the story to begin with....

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's
10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10
best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two
claimed that he was still there.

Lol......Seriously, can anyone tell me if it really works out like that in reality?
Guys better friends than girls?

I DARE U

Step 1: Go to Google and type in:

Find Chuck Norris

Step 2: Click on "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Step 3: Brace yourself. Read the test under it .......xP

Image for the ones who need help:

Here is an animated one.

http://yourpic.us/images/vf801499.gif

Man, I practically LMAO when I see the results! This is one hell of a cool trick!

Movie Day

In need of larger storage space and faster speed in the laptop, my sis decided to clear up some stuff. So, we went through the bunch of dramas / movies she kept in her laptop. After watching, those that didn't pass the bar are going straight to the Recycle Bin (never understand why they name it that way since the documents can't be recycle right?)

Chinese Paladin